Brilliant! God bless the fucker! Therefore, hooray! Hooray for the ignoble and ignorant prigs who rule the world with sticks up their arses! Hooray!Īfter finishing his speech, Rogers walked around and spoke to the guests. Rogers: Ladies and gentlemen, a toast to my brief tenure as governor of the Bahamas! For, under my watch, no less than three-hundred avowed pirates took the King's Pardon and swore fealty to the crown! And yet, for all my successes, his Majesty has seen fit to sack me! And call me home to England.Edward: (Yes,) but for men of good taste as ourselves, form must always take precedence over function.Īnother engagement commands my attention.But it can't be comfortable in this heat. Man 1: I say, that's a smart looking outfit.Edward: (Thank you, thank you!) I should say the same of you.Lady 1: You are mister Ferraro, I take it? I do adore your frippery.Edward: (Hello.) Forgive the lateness of my arrival.Ah ha! Hide your liquor and lock away your women! Ruggiero Ferraro is here, and he means to make a damned fool of himself!Įdward killed the diplomat and took his clothes to disguise himself, before heading to the party. Sangiovese, the finest grape in the world. How I miss culture! Damn this sweltering heat. Bastardo! Now I am lost! How preposterous this city is! All straight lines and rigid blocks, and still no sense of order! Oh, how I miss the warm and winding streets of Firenze. Who can drink rum more than once a month? (My God)! It is revolting. You walk your streets like animals! Like cattle with no sense of decorum! Idiots! You're all idiots! How you English believe you can subdue the world is beyond me! Ah! Praise God for imported wines. Ruggiero: Stop pesting me, English dogs! Are you my escorts or my captors! We'll go when I'm damned good and ready! (Very well) I am ready.Hawkin's Lane, Bristol.Įdward set out to find and tail the Italian diplomat. I suggest the visiting diplomat, Ruggiero Ferraro. Antó: You'll need a disguise to fool the powderheads at this party.Anne: Still too many pirates roaming about, from what I hear.